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Dear Valentine, I Got You This Stun Gun Flashlight Because I Care

Dear Valentine,

While different men are out purchasing cards, treats, and blossoms for their spouses and additionally lady friends (ideally not both) like a lot of unimaginative, careless robots I have chosen to go a through and through various course. This Valentine's Day I have chosen to show you that I genuinely care by getting you something you can truly utilize, is absolutely unique and interesting, and unequivocally says I love you.

Darling, I couldn't resist the opportunity to see that you are not a bat and as such can't move around in obscurity so well. Luckily for you this immobilizer spotlight is by and large the thing the principal half of its name suggests, an electric lamp. In addition to any spotlight either yet a durable, super brilliant one.

Sweetheart, do you recollect when you called me around midnight while you were abandoned on the expressway replacing a tire all by your solitary? I'm certain you do as I heard the frenzy in your voice as you cleared up for me the risk you were in with .243 ammo by, encompassed in pitch murkiness. I stressed such a huge amount for you that it was practically agonizing. Presently we can both set our psyches straight since this immobilizer spotlight accompanies a separable red cone that can be utilized to expand your perceivability during side of the road crises.

My Love, albeit this gadget, in addition to other things, is a shock gadget that can be utilized to impair an assailant at short proximity it totally makes me quiver to think about you so near a possibly hazardous person. For that reason this immobilizer spotlight likewise comes furnished with a super uproarious, 130 decibel caution. Assuming a trouble maker ought to approach and you realize he will probably hurt you, essentially press the caution button and anybody in a quarter mile range will realize something is not right. All the more critically the terrible man will realize that everybody in the space realizes something is out of order and will probably retreat in fear and escape because of a paranoid fear of being seen and at last captured.

Schmoopie Bear, presently assuming that man ought to keep on drawing closer, even after you've sounded the alert I believe you should recollect something vital and that will be that this gadget, over any remaining things, is a 200,000 volt stagger stick. To treat his kindred people with the regard they are expected then you really want to assist show him something new with these 200,000 volts. Also, recollect, voltage doesn't kill which makes these daze gadgets so altruistic, they basically weaken and never leave the aggressor with any drawn out bad incidental effects. So that is all there is to it, I truly want to believe that you partake in your gift.

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